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Bill Thunder: THE BASTARDIZER. OUT NOW on Clinicality Press...
Sex and money. Ultimately, everything can be boiled down to either one or the other, or a combination of the two in infinitely varying proportions. Love? That’s just a variation of the sex aspect of life. When it isn’t, it’s about money, and that’s not exactly love in the strictest sense. Humans: we’re simple creatures, although some humans are more simple than others. Me, I’m not so simple, but I like to try to keep things simple. There’s no point in complicating matters. Life’s complicated enough. The varying blends of sex and money are usually far too complicated, way more complicated than they need to be.
The name’s Thunder. Bill Thunder. Some refer to me as The Bastardizer. They can call me what the fuck they like, it doesn’t make any difference to me. It’s my job to try to simplify things. I get hired by people whose lives are complicated. I get contracted to make things simpler, one way or another. Whatever it takes. They pay me. Money. The sex I can live without, because sex usually complicates things. I don’t need complications. My job’s complicated enough, so I need to try to keep things simple. Doesn’t mean I don’t necessarily ever get any sex along the way, though.
Other details about me aren’t important. Only the barest, most essential facts are needed here. I’m The Bastardizer, and I do my job for money. Sometimes I get sex. But I keep business and pleasure separate. It’s the only way. What more do you need? My age, my physical appearance, you don’t need them. In fact, I need them to be kept only for me. It’s easier for me to do my job if I can remain anonymous.
I don’t care how that makes you feel. Feelings only complicate matters. Let’s stick with the facts. The facts are the only things that matter. This is my story.
The whole of the first chapter is available here.
THE BASTARDIZER by Bill Thunder will be available as a Clinicality Press Pocket Edition priced £4.99. Click the image to purchase your copy today! Also available via Amazon, etc., etc., and as an ebook through Smashwords at $3.99.
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